Sky News had a breaking report tonight about a person they couldn’t name.
It it The Woman Whose Name You Can’t Say? We couldn’t tell you even if we knew, readers. And we can’t tell you whether we do or not. Sky carefully avoided even saying what sex the person was, and you’d have to be quite an alert viewer to notice any of the hints they dropped in the piece. We’ve said enough. You’re on your own.
As ever, please do not commit contempt of court in the comments.
But also, get some popcorn in.
Get a lot of popcorn.